You are being chased by a police vehicle with its lights and sirens activated. You ignore the warning to stop and speed away. During the chase, a person is seriously injured. You are subject to....
And then it listed some penalties to choose from.
My first thought is: Wouldn't it be more valuable to know that I am supposed to stop when a police officer tries to pull me over? If I know that, is it really important to know what the penalty for a police chase is? I mean, aren't they assuming that I am the type of person to be tempted to run from a police officer?
Then I started to really question myself: is it abnormal for me to not consider running from a police officer? Is that what a normal person would do, try to get away to keep from getting caught? Maybe I should consider possibilities of escape? Would I be any good at something like that?
Then it hit me: They never said I got caught in this scenario. Maybe I would be good at escape after all. Whole worlds were opened to me at this point.
All I have to say is: Thank you California DMV for teaching me this valuable lesson at the end of my 5 hours and 45 minutes with you.
3 comments:
I want to be in the car when this goes down.
Hilarious! Only in California!
That explains California drivers!
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